It's funny because it's true

Carla is always giving me these stupid nicknames that never stick, mostly because they don't make any sense and are absolutely terrible. Last night she said she was going to start calling me 'Cinderella Man', for no reason other than that was the first movie we saw together. I reminded her that the first movie we saw together was 'The Longest Yard', and that that would actually be a perfectly acceptable nickname for me.